very nice cologne

舍长:我的香水不见了!你们快帮着找找啊!

众人:你还用香水??啥牌子的??

舍长:SIX GOD啊,我只用那个。

众人:牛逼啊,没听过啊,啥样子啊?.

舍长:六神花露水,你们谁拿了?

众人:………….

liushen mosquito repellant

Dorm leader: I can’t find my cologne!  Quick, guys, help me find it!

Dorm mates: You use cologne?! What brand is it?

Dorm leader: “Six God”, that’s the only brand I use.

Dorm mates: Never heard of that… sounds awesome! What does it look like?

Dorm leader: It’s liushen bug repellant!  Who took it!?!

Dorm mates: ………………………..

香水, xiang shui- cologne (men), perfume (women)

啥, sha- what (subsitutes 什么 in some colloquial northern dialects)

牛逼, niu bi- awesome, badass (colloquial, somewhat crude)

花露水, hua lu shui- a mentholated green liquid used to stop itching and repel bugs

1 comment so far

  1. chinalols on

    Another thing to mention is that 众人 doesn’t really mean dorm mates. It just means “everyone”, as if the dorm leader is in conversation with whoever happens to be in the room.


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